Where Procrastination Meets Apathy - I won't care tomorrow.

     You know how these people are like "sheesh, one more of ____ and I'm going to kill someone," or, "geeze, that guy bugs me, I'ma kill him." You know, petty things like that. I have this to say: homicide is thinking small, my friends. You really want to solve a problem you go for genocide. There's far too many stupid people in the world. If you just off one or two, another one will take its place. No, my friend, you need to wipe humanity off the face of the planet to really fix things. Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
     By the way, I'm not an angry person. I'm just tired and despise most of humanity. Ah well.