Where Procrastination Meets Apathy - I won't care tomorrow.

Whoops! I screwed up folks. Remember a few entries back I said, "Fundamental Christian groups blamed the 2004 Tsunami on the mass of unbelievers and heretics in the Pacific Southeast. So where's their explanation about mother nature ripping the Bible Belt a new one? Personally, we believe it's mother nature starting her own religious reconstruction." Turns out I blabbed about things I know nothing about. Yep, I've been proven wrong!

The wonderful group known as Columbia Christians for Life set me straight. Turns out this entire hurricane was really "God's judgement." Indeed, the fetus-shaped eye of the storm decided to level this once beautiful, exciting "wicked city." Indeed, the big guy in the sky thought it was a good idea to flatten New Orleans to teach us all a lesson. After all, if those dirty New Orlean'ers hadn't supported "child-murder-by-abortion centers," "drunken homosexuals engaging in sex acts in the public streets," and the "exchange of plastic jewelry for drunken women to expose their breasts" this whole catastrophy could have been avoided.

So shame on you, citizens of the razed New Orleans and any who participated in any "public celebration of sin." This is all your fault. Go now. Hang your head in shame, those of you still alive, and pray. Just be thankful "New Orleans is now abortion free[...], free of Southern Decadence and the sodomites, the witchcraft workers, [and] false religions."

Alright, biting sarcasm aside, please tell me, if you're a Christian, that you are now outraged that people like this say these sort of horrific things in the name of your religion. Please tell me that you don't believe this. Please tell me you understand how nature works in its unpredictability and that this is no ones' fault. Also, on a side note... the French Quarter, home to most of these "wicked" acts, is about the only part of New Orleans that made it through the hurricane without too much trouble.


And people wonder why I'm atheist.