Where Procrastination Meets Apathy - I won't care tomorrow.

     Well... I drove my pretty new car off the side of the road, hit a dirt berm, flipped the car, and watched in horror as my seatbelt gave way while the little red beauty cartwheeled. They say that I was lucky the roll-bar and the top of the windshield knocked me around like a ping pong ball... otherwise I could have been crushed by the vehicle and killed instead of just seriously maimed. Nothing like having five crushed ribs, a medium concussion, an internally punctured lung, and three vertebrae out of alignment. Thankfully I can still use my left hand to type but it's a little awkward.
     I'm going to kill those salesmen for not repairing the tie rod... seems that's what forced the tire to fly off my car in the first place. I'll allow them to count the days... doctors say I'll be out of the body cast and into rehab in an attempt to salvage what's left of my legs in seven months.