Where Procrastination Meets Apathy - I won't care tomorrow.

I found this on someone's blog and thought to myself 'hey, all these people out there don't really know much about me so I figured I'd fill this out and give ya an idea. Um... enjoy?

• [my name is]: Goober (sorry, I post so much stuff on here concerning my work I really can't post my real name)
  
• [height?]: 6'4" (and I've been dubbed one of the All-Mighty Tallest)
  
• [in the morning i am]: Already at work. You people are lazy.
  
• [all i need is]: The good stuff in life, define that as you will.
  
• [love is]: Perfection
  
• [if i could see one person right now]: I have no idea. I got too many friends to choose one.
  
• [IM afraid of]: Painful death
  
• [i dream about]: Getting my shit together.
  
  - H A V E . Y O U . E V E R -
  
• [been in love]: Definitely
  
• [cried when someone died]: Indeed. Sadly, it was a teacher when I was younger. I don't cry anymore.
  
• [Lied]: Who doesn't?
  
• [Snuck Out]: Pretty sure. Usually didn't need to, my parents were cool.
  
• [Kissed A Girl]: I'd certainly hope so. Indeedy.
  
• [Stole $]: Not that I know of. Although I'll knock up a bank if I ever get bored. Hell, that's insured.
  
• [Cried Yourself to Sleep]: Nope
  
• [Wanted To Kill Someone]: Does most of the world's population count?
  
• [Saved An Animal's Life]: You betcha! One was a gorgeous dove that got mauled by a cat.
  
• [Liked Someone]: Duh!
  
• [sit on the internet all day waiting for someone special to I.M. u?]: Yeah, done that a few times. I'm such a friggin' geek.
  
• [save aol/aim conversations]: The joy of Trillian - it logs EVERYTHING. MWA HA HA HA!!!
  
• [wish u were a member of the opposite sex]: Why not? I'd look better if I was. ;) 'Course I'd probably stay home all day and play with myself.
  
• [cried because of someone saying something to u]: Nope.
  
  - W I T H . T H E . O P P O S I T E . S E X -
  
• [what do u notice first?]: The world around me, but that's pretty rare.
  
• [last person u slow danced with]: Hell if I know. I don't usually slow dance... or dance WITH someone.
  
  - W H O -
  
• [makes u laugh the most?]: My own stupid jokes.
  
• [makes you smile]: My friends.
  
• [gives u a funny feeling when u see them]: Define 'funny.'
  
• [who do you have a crush on?]: I have up on crushes a long time ago.
  
• [has a crush on u?]: Got me. If you have one, let me know.
  
• [easiest to talk to?]: Drea and Amber seem to be at the top. Brandin's pretty easy to talk to. *shrugs* I dunno.
  
  - H A V E . Y O U . E V E R -
  
• [fallen for ur best friend]: Nope.
  
• [been rejected?]: In a soft-hearted "gosh, you're such a great friend... why can't I find someone like you" sort of way. Blah.
  
• [rejected someone]: Eh... not really.
  
• [used someone]: I certainly hope not!
  
• [been cheated on]: Kinda, yeah.
  
• [done something u regret]: Of course, but it's better to regret something you HAVE done then something you HAVEN'T done... and I think one of my biggest ones is something I didn't do.
  
  - W H O . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N -
  
• [u talked to on the phone]: Brandin
  
• [u hugged]: Leah, but it was half-hearted, I admit.
  
• [u kissed]: Drea
  
• [u instant messaged]: Sean
  
• [instant messaged you?]: Sean
  
• [u laughed with]: Chiara and Stacy
  
  - D O . Y O U -
  
• [color ur hair]: Usually bleach
  
• [ever get off the damn computer]: When I sleep. Hell, I work attached to one.
  
  - D O . Y O U / / A R E . Y O U -
  
• [smoke cigarettes]: Hell NO! I'm allergic to those damn things!
  
• [obsessive]: Mmm... sometimes.
  
• [could u live without the computer?]: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to.
  
• [how many peeps are on ur buddylist?]: Don't count. Too many but plenty are never on, so I'll average with about 25.
  
• [what's your favorite food?]: Sushi! Sushi sushi sushi... oh, and cornbeef and cabbage. *grins*
  
• [whats ur favorite fruit?]: Loves me my mango und raspberries.
  
• [like watching sunrises or sunset]: Yeah, but I'm usually asleep for one and trapped at work for the other.
  
  - RANDOM -
  
• [what hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?]: Physical... although on the rare occasions I actually DO feel emotional pain, it's pretty nasty. So maybe emotional.
  
• [Do you trust others way too easily?]: Nah. Just the right amount.
  
• [Do you ever wish you had another name]: Yeah. Mine's not so bad. Just hate the meaning. "Yahweh is salvation" my left foot.
  
• [Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?]: I wish. No, wait... I just want a harem. There ya go. ^_^
  
• [Do you like anyone?]: Um... sure?
  
• [Which one of your friends acts the most like you?]: None of them, I hope.
  
• [Who have you known the longest of your friends?]: Russ and John. Seems I can't find any of my grade-school buddies anymore.
  
• [Who's the loudest?]: Probably me.
  
• [Who's the shyest?]: Not quite sure. Don't think my friends are shy.
  
• [Are you close to any family members?]: Most of them I'd think.
  
• [Who do you go to for stuff?]: Stuff? Um... stores? Online? I'm confused.
  
• [Who do you hang around the most?]: No one anymore. I no longer have a life. I guess Drea and the twins.
  
• [When you cried the most:?]: When I was younger. I don't anymore.
  
• [What's the best feeling in the world?]: Taking your socks off after that's all you've worn for a few hours. Oh, yeah, and the big O. Heh.
  
• [Worst Feeling?]: Lonliness.
  
• [What time is it now?]: 8:47am. Gah, I've been here for nearly five hours. Let's here it for work.
  
  - WHICH . IS . BETTER: -
  
• [coke or pepsi?]: Coke, most definitely.
  
• [flowers or candy?]: To give or to recieve? I guess candy. Loves me my Starbursts.
  
• [tall or short?]: I want to be taller but, in all odd honesty, I like short girls. I'm talking near the 5' range. Dunno why. *shrugs* Doesn't much matter, though, I'm tall enough that the vast majority of girls are shorter than me anyway.
  
• [Cake or Ice Cream?]: Definitely ice cream.
  
• [Taco or Burger?]: They both contain ground beef so does it matter? I'd say it's dependent on my mood.
  
• [Baseball or Softball?]: Softball. Much more casual game, more fun in my mind.
  
• [Black or White?]: Colors, thank you. Otherwise, black, it matches.
  
• [Britney or Christina?]: Wait... is this music, bangability, or looks? What?
  
• [Vanilla Coke or Pepsi Blue?]: Vanilla Coke, definitely. That blue crap is NASTAY!
  
• [Walk or Run?]: Walk, I suppose.
  
• [1 or 2?]: 2. One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
  
• [Cat or Dog?]: Dog. Loyal, fluffy, playful, and they don't make me sneeze.
  
  - ARE . YOU -
  
• [Paranoid?]: Isn't that just a state of hightened senses
  
• [Gay?]: Nope. Straight but not narrow.
  
• [A Drag Queen?]: Heh. Nope. If I were, I'd be an executive transvestite.
  
• [Happy With Yourself And Appearance?]: Pretty much. Just got one complaint.
  
• [A Christian?]: *insert fit of hystarical laughter here*
  
• [Buddhist?]: About as close as you'll get.
  
• [Muslim?]: Nope nope nope.
  
• [Islam?]: Sheesh... nope.
  
• [Country?]: The Confederated Despotic States of Dubbya
  
• [City?]: Colorado Springs, the Western Vatican.
  
• [A hilbilly?]: I seriously doubt it.
  
• [Prissy?]: Eh... no.
  
• [Bored With Typing This Survey So You Are Going To
  Stop?] Well, there's no more questions, so I guess so. You know, one of these days, I should just make up my own.